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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

They put up a sign reading

No way

Just Forget it!

Satellite imaging play Planet Labs pops more than 50% after posting earnings beat, record revenue - CNBC

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

How did the use of cows change in Indian culture over time? Is the value of cattle still important in modern times?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Supercomputer simulation reveals how merging neutron stars form black holes and powerful jets - Phys.org

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Airlines and planemakers warn that credit card legislation could end frequent-flier rewards - Business Insider

share office space ...

Still no good.

I'm looking for an answer from people who consider themselves "Gender Critical", or transphobic, or TERFs, and my question is this - Why would you refuse to use the pronouns someone wants? What does it cost you? Where's the harm?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

TIFF People’s Choice Award Winner ‘The Life Of Chuck’ Latest Indie To Test Box Office Revival With Neon Gifting Campaign – Specialty Preview - Deadline

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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