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13.06.2025 01:15

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
No way
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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